A sketch about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. Mother-in-law and mother-in-law. presenter: yes, with a wise, good wife

Meeting the hero of the day

(Guests line up in a row of three or four people, make way for the words of the presenter. The hero of the day enters the hall and stops opposite the “star path.”)

Leading: Make way, friends, make way,
At this moment, smile from your heart,
Skip ahead without a doubt
You are the one whose birthday it is.

(The hero of the day comes out)

Expensive...!
Today you brightly illuminate all your guests,
After all, you direct the reflections of your star to them.
So may your rays continue to grace us with affection,
And life seems to us like a big fairy tale
(Applause.)

So that we can extend this fairy tale,
At least for a little bit
Take your time, manage to walk
Star track.
Every star is just a mystery
You only need one guess.
Feel free to take the star path
And guess something!

Each of us dreams about this,
I think that includes you,
Get it from a man's hands
Now beautiful... (flowers)
(They give a bouquet of flowers)

To remember your biography later.
We will do this now... (photo)

From now on, pamper your husband more often,
After all, he gives you his... (kiss)
(The husband kisses the birthday girl)

For all the heroes of the occasion
In moments like these,
We are ready to give endlessly... (applause)

We can’t avoid miracles today,
Let it fall from the sky now... (confetti)
(A star with confetti is attached to the ceiling. One of the guests pulls the string, confetti showers the birthday girl.)

(Guests sing the song "Happybirthdaytoyou")

And it's time to honor these minutes
We can hear the anniversary here... (fireworks.)
(Guests, piercing balloons, imitate fireworks).

Leading: You passed the test, birthday girl, amazingly.
We want you to invite everyone to the table.
(The birthday girl invites everyone to the table. The guests are seated.)

When the guests came in, they were taken aback when they saw our birthday girl at full height in a cardboard form with balloons in her hand. (I enlarged the photo to its full height, printed it out, glued it onto cardboard, in this case from the refrigerator). Everyone really liked the birthday girl, in the end everyone wanted to take a photo with this particular birthday girl.

Feast

Leading: Let this day go down in history forever,
And it will only bring joy to the birthday girl,
And let the guests have fun carelessly,
I hope no one leaves the anniversary sad.
To start the celebration as it should be,
Everyone is asked to fill their glasses.
(Music. Guests fill their glasses.)

Leading: Dear guests!
You are all witnesses that on our horizon
One star's light is not dimming now.
And by the way, there is one fan among us,
Who has been studying this for many years.
The floor is given to the closest and dearest person - the husband of the birthday girl

Leading: Today to the birthday girl with a low bow
The constellation turns
What belongs to family and friends.
(Congratulations to relatives)

Here I had the Pioneers. In caps, ties, with flags. Some people had their knees taped with a plaster, others were picking their noses. With these words, read in turn:
Comic congratulations Aunt NATASHA! Pioneers!

1. We, the pioneers, are the children of our country!
There is no one happier than us in the world!
To be with you again today,

2. Her whole life serves as an example for children
Both the October soldiers and the pioneers.
We will continue to follow her example
We came to congratulate Aunt NATASHA!

3. We have come to you so that on this day again
Give the Komsomol and the party the floor,
That we will always respect all adults -
We came to congratulate Aunt NATASHA!

4. We came to you to learn from our elders
How to drink so as not to get drunk at all.
How to eat to keep your figure -
We came to congratulate Aunt NATASHA!

5.We are the pioneers of the Soviet country
Aunt NATASHA has been in love with you for a long time.
We couldn't find a better friend.
We came to congratulate you today.

6. We say, without despondency and laziness:
We don't know about generational conflict.
You, Aunt NATASHA, are younger than us:
We must take your example in this too!

After this, the “pioneers” leave the room with a pioneer salute to the song:

EAT:
Let the blue nights fly like fires!
We are pioneers, we want a glass.
It's high time for us adults to pour:
We came to congratulate Aunt NATASHA!!!

This congratulation on a large postcard is read in 2 lines by children and grandchildren, the last two lines all together:

Our dear, beloved mother.
Grandmother is nice and irreplaceable.
Happy birthday to you,
We wish you all the best in your life,
So that you never get sick,
So that you never grow old
To be forever young,
Cheerful, kind and gentle!
We kiss kind, glorious hands.
With love to you, your children and grandchildren.

We present our Album, I tell and imagine everything. (We made a festive, comic album from childhood to...the photos were processed in Photoshop)

I: The anniversary will come unexpectedly
In the whirlwind of joys, worries,
Which will drag you into the whirlpool of life,
You won’t suddenly notice how he comes.
But he came, and there’s no hiding from him,
What to do - so be it.
This time too, as they say, we
Let's not talk about years.
Let's wish our mother better
Great prosperity for the family,
Good health and, of course,
Do not grow old in body or soul!

Leading: Among all the constellations it is brighter, more cheerful
We are seeing a constellation of friends here.
It hurries to congratulate you on your birthday
And express congratulations to your friend (Congratulations from friends)

Baba Yaga appears. Sings to the tune of ditties “And the locomotive ran, the wheels rubbed”:

My broom is all dusty...
You weren’t waiting for me, but I showed up!
Are you celebrating your birthday here?
And you don’t notice anything around!
And I hid a gift for you!
And I didn’t even print my fingers!
They will all remain as a keepsake for Yaga,
But the birthday girl won’t get it!
Ved. No, grandma! We disagree! Better drink with us to the health of the birthday girl and have a snack!
B.Ya. Fathers! She lived to be a thousand years old, but she had never seen such a table!
Well, thank you, you respected the old lady! (drinks a glass of wine)
So be it, I’ll help you find a gift! Here's your first hint:
I swear I'll be old and stooped
If there is no note on the leg... (of the chair)

The host gives the prize to the person who answered and invites all guests to look for the note. The person with the note tied to the chair leg is awarded a prize.
The note contains the following text:

"Look further quickly
My note at.... (door)
The one who deciphers the rebus receives a prize. The birthday girl is again given the gift that was lying on the window. B. Yaga is about to fly away.
B.Ya.- Oh! Completely forgot! After all, I have an order from Kashchei - to congratulate the birthday girl!
Sings to the melody of V. Dobrynin’s song “Plantain-grass”:
Where the stitch is beaten
Overgrown with quinoa
We walk in love with you, -
Young Leshy and I!
Plantain grass! Natasha, listen!
We will tell you our main secret:
Eat a rejuvenating apple -
And shine with beauty even up to a hundred years!
He takes out a rosy apple.
- He couldn’t give me a gift for the millennium! Well, it’s okay, I’ll rejuvenate with you!
After all, if you put this apple on the table, then all wines turn into the elixir of youth! So, let's pour everything, drink...
Conjure, woman, conjure, grandfather!
Everyone is now seventeen years old!

Baba Yaga takes off her nose with glasses and a scarf.
- Well, I’ve become rejuvenated, thanks to your birthday girl! Now it's time for me to go!
Sings to the tune of the song "Farewell to Love":
- Half an hour before the flight, half an hour before the flight!
I'm already at the runway!
I'm hurrying to the Sabbath on this starry evening
And I will arrive exactly like clockwork!
It was so wonderful here at the anniversary -
You call it whatever you want!
Or Birthday, or Valentine's Day,
Or an evening of happiness and love!
(Flies away on a broom).

Leading: Dear guests! We always admire the shining stars in the night sky. Our attention is especially drawn to the constellations Ursa Major and Ursa Minor, which are popularly simply called the dipper. We managed to get these star ladles from the sky, and we invite you, friends, to drink a star drink from them, making a toast in honor of our hero of the day.
(Toast from the guests.)

Congratulatory riddle telegrams (including from guests)

The presenter announces:
Congratulatory telegrams arrived for Natalya, but all of them were unsigned. You need to guess the sender. These are people known to everyone, as well as guests. And even fairy-tale heroes!

Telegrams can be made real, with stamps, if necessary, I’ll send off the form. I also downloaded the program with seals, and on the bluest seal it was written (Happy Anniversary, the full name of the hero of the day) with the seal no longer left, this is what I found:

EXAMPLES OF TELEGRAMS:

LET THEM WHISPER ABOUT LOVE IN Natalia's EAR!
QUEEN NAMED...... FROG

I WISH TO DRINK ONLY FINE WINES!
HAVE FUN, Natasha! ........ MALVINA

LET YOUR FIGURE BE SLIM!
HELLO HOT FROM THE NORTH! ..... SNOW MAID

I WISH YOU TO SING WITH GUITAR MORE OFTEN!
GOOD COMPANY TO YOU! ....... ROTARU

I WISH NOT TO MEET UNPLANNED LOVE!
HELLO MUSICAL FROM..... BULANOVA.

LIVE, Natasha, HAVE FUN AND COOL!
DON'T FORGET ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD! ............ QUEEN

I WISH LOTS OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER,
LOVE AND ETERNAL YOUTH! .......... PIEHA

LET THERE ALWAYS BE MONEY TO THE FUCK!
AND CHICKEN LEGS! ............. BABA YAGA

YOU LOOK LIKE A PICTURE TODAY!
I PRESENT THE KEY TO HAPPINESS!..... PINOCOCIO

LET THE WHITE FLUFF FALL TO THE GROUND,
AND YOU BLOW LIKE A ROSE! …. WINNIE THE POOH

BE IN THE FIELD AND FOREST MORE OFTEN!
GOOD HEALTH TO YOU! ......... ALSU

NEVER ALLOW DEPRESSION!
BIG HELLO FROM MOM! .........ORBOX

DON'T GET INTO EMERGENCIES OR SHOOTINGS!
WE WISH YOU A LONG LIFE! GROUP.........ARROWS

TELEGRAMS WITH THE GUESTS' NAMES ARE INSERTED HERE
(CONTACT THE AUTHOR)

Leading: Today for the birthday girl is a decisive, turning point in her life. After all, every big event is a real high point that determines our future life. So, the hostess of the celebration,
Your finest hour is already coming.
Now you are in the role of a deity,
And the whole room wants to listen to you.
(Response from the hostess)

Leading: I ask you, guests, to drink you
Here's to the finest hour!
(The guests drink.)
Props:
3 sundresses, 3 scarves, 3 brooms (brooms are better), 1 accordion (you can use a child’s one).

The most active, cheerful men are selected from the guests, dressed in sundresses, given props and the text of ditties written on postcards. It is advisable to conduct a rehearsal before the performance itself. Then the host of the anniversary asks the hero of the day to accept congratulations from the fabulous, mysterious old ladies. And Babok Ezhek invites him to the hall. The ideal option would be if you have an accordion player who can play Babok Ezhek's ditties from the film "The Flying Ship", or if you have a recorded phonogram without a voice.

Text of ditties.

Eh, play, have fun!
It's Natalya's birthday
Drink, don't talk!

One: Walked along the forest side,
The anniversary ran after me:
I spat on his baldness
And she sent it to the devil!

One: The drunkest of the guests -
It's someone's anniversary
Even though I don’t believe it myself
These superstitions.

One: And Natalya is cheerful,
And beautiful and slim,
I called people here
To celebrate the anniversary!

One: How old is she -
This is not a secret at all!
She will always be twenty years old
Even at 80 years old!

All: Stretch the bellows, accordion,
Eh, play, have fun!
It's Natalya's birthday
Drink, don't talk!

Leading: Dear birthday girl! There are many pleasures in life. And we wish you, of course, a whole hundred of them on your birthday. But, you understand, not all wishes come true. Therefore, we have to find out which of the hundred joys of life are definitely waiting for you in the coming year until your next birthday.

We'll make a starfall
Catch all the stars.
How many of them can you catch here?
You will discover so many joys.
(The presenter throws up stars on which “the joys of life” are written, the birthday girl tries to catch them.)
You can make stars any way you like on paper, you can make them shiny and lots of them....

Inscriptions on the stars:

1. The bliss of attending a philharmonic concert.
2. Quiet joy after sowing seeds in a wooden box on the windowsill.
Exuberant rejoicing after winning the cup match of your favorite team.
1. Pleasant learning about the amount of interest accrued on a bank account.
2. One hundred percent relaxation while staying in a 100-degree sauna.
Exotic pleasure from making love in an unsuitable place.
1. The pleasure of “shopping” (shopping) in a foreign capital.
2. Primitive delight during duck hunting.
3. Unbridled fun at a drunken and stupid party.
4. Anxious anticipation of a compliment while treating guests to homemade pickles and preserves.
Selfish joy from personal acquaintance with the famous.
1. The blissful frenzy of sitting with a jig in your hands on the ice near the hole.
2. A pleasant ache in the joints after hilling a potato plantation.
(The inscriptions on the stars caught by the birthday girl are announced to everyone. Then those that she missed are read out.)

Leading: Stars fell from the sky,
And the guests were all punished,
So that from them without delay
The necklace was collected here.
Two people are invited to compete in creating a star necklace. At the signal, you need to attach the stars using paper clips to the New Year's rain thread. Whoever manages to use the most stars and completes the task faster will be considered the winner.

To always be with friends,
We all need to perform... (song.)
The team sings congratulations to the tune of the song “I’m Standing at a Stop Station” and gives gifts.
Friends and relatives are sitting
Sparkling wine flows
And there is a long way left behind.
The words are welcoming.
Where are your cherished years?
What has passed cannot be returned.
As a sign of our attention
Please accept my wishes,
Live many years to the joy of everyone.
May the years be like a blizzard
Everything is turning gray,
And the light warms youth!
Inconspicuous happiness for you,
Unchanged success,
We wish you great luck many times over.
I wish you excellent health, hope and personal happiness,
May youth never leave you!
Let adversity be forgotten
And all your wishes will come true.
And let there never be grief.
Love if you love.
Live the way you want
And always be cheerful!

guest
POUR CHAMPAGNE INTO GLASSES
AND WE DRINK EVERYTHING TO THE BOTTOM!
WE RAISE OUR Toast TO YOUTH,
AND YOUTH IS NOT ALONE!
FOR A BEAUTIFUL AND LOVED WOMAN
THERE IS A FIXED AGE - 25!
SO LET THE YEARS FLY PAST, LIKE BIRDS,
DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE YOUR PRINT!
STAY AS ENERGETIC
IT'S NOT IN VAIN THAT YOU WORKED FOR SO MANY YEARS!
BE SO FUN, NICE,
AND MAY DESTINY KEEP YOU FROM TROUBLES!

Musical pause.

Name decoding:

The presenter writes the first letters of the birthday girl’s first and last name.
- Decipher them by their first letters!
For example, for:
Natalia
Tender
Neat
Mysterious
Artistic
Darling
b - soft
Bright

Sincere
Faithful
Ah, what a woman!
REAL
CHARMING
Almighty
Artistic

The birthday girl chooses the option that she liked best, and this adjective is written on a piece of whatman paper. Then it is read out and here is the toast again...

The hero of the day’s friends come up to her and sing congratulations to the tune of the song “Snowfall.” Girlfriends sing.

Chorus.

Girlfriends sing.

You haven't had time to drink up your autumn yet,
And your anniversary has already crept up and is waiting.
He is gray and has added a few wrinkles,
He will bring you more surprises!

Chorus.
Anniversary, anniversary, this is not old age at all,
This is a grateful dawn of mature beauty!
So let’s pour some glasses and drink to the joy of it.
And the hours of fun will fly by like a moment!

And we also wish you, dear,
Long life and great luck.
So that there is joy and happiness in your home,
But trouble would have passed him by!

The most attentive. Held at the table

Numerous anecdotes and jokes distort the real picture of the average family. Seriously speaking, problems between mother-in-law and son-in-law arise much less frequently than between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. At least in our time.

The fact is that every mother-in-law (if she is an attentive mother), first of all, takes care of her beloved daughter, which means she fulfills an important strategic task - she protects the young family from all adversity. Still, finding a worthy man today is not easy, and it is even more difficult to maintain family happiness (divorce statistics show this). So the son-in-law often becomes the central figure in the house, the mother-in-law blows dust off him, pampers him with pancakes and says: “How lucky we are to have you!” True, with such behavior a mother-in-law can extremely spoil her son-in-law, as a result of which his not the best traits will begin to flourish. In order not to harm your daughter, it is better not to tell her every day: “There are few such men these days, we must take care of him.”

Why do evil men's jokes about the second mother appear?

A wise mother-in-law takes the blow if her daughter makes a mistake, shows character, or hurts her husband. This rule of the game is often adopted by a young couple, because sharpening a grudge against one’s own wife is a thankless task; it’s much easier to blame the mother-in-law for everything. “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Oh, and she raised my little wife!” – a man removes responsibility from the woman he loves.
But men who are quite happy with their family life and their wife laugh at their mothers-in-law. This is a great opportunity for them to emphasize their similarities with other representatives of the stronger sex, join the team and just laugh.To be honest, jokes about mothers-in-law are really funny:

- Dad, dad, why is grandma running zigzag around the garden?
– For some it’s grandmother, and for others it’s mother-in-law. Sonny, give me the next clip!

As a mother-in-law, I see, I feel that I am becoming a tour operator, I immediately want to send her somewhere!

Unfavorable Scenarios

Just as there is some truth in every joke, in every locality there is a share of families who are familiar firsthand with the “mother-in-law & son-in-law” problem. There are several scenarios in which an unfavorable development of a relationship is possible (we emphasize, it is possible!).

LONELY MOTHER-IN-LAW

Tension in relationships can arise if the mother-in-law's personal life is not entirely settled. In this situation, the woman feels lonely and perceives her daughter’s family as her own. She either registers her son-in-law as her son, or shifts onto the shoulders of the young spouses the responsibilities that, in theory, should be performed by a man. If children do not pay due attention to their mother, she uses various methods of pressure: she gets offended, calls their spouses bad parents because she cannot call them bad children, and even gets sick in order to get the care of loved ones. In such a scenario, it is advisable for the son-in-law to act proactively: from the very first day, take an interest in the life of his dear mother and ask her advice. You can also introduce your beloved mother-in-law to a lonely work colleague...

CHATTY WIFE

Sometimes a daughter can unknowingly provoke family conflicts by regularly telling her dear mother about all the problems with her husband. She shared and forgot, and mom, like Chip and Dale rolled into one, is already rushing to the rescue. The mother-in-law deals with her son-in-law, teaches the young people about life, tries to reconcile the children, but in the end remains guilty. It’s good if the daughter doesn’t say: “You’re interfering again. Who asked you? But this does not mean that you cannot share anything with your mother. On the contrary, if you are confident that your mother can rationally, and not emotionally, assess the situation, give independent advice and not interfere in solving the problem, then it is better to ask her for advice: “What would you do? With what it can be connected?" At the same time, there is no need to shift responsibility onto the mother, so as not to blame her for anything later.

MOST OF THE HOUSE

It’s not easy for a man living in the same apartment with his wife’s parents. He, like a real fighter, understands that he is on foreign territory and must live according to established laws. This does not increase self-confidence, so a man may have certain difficulties, for example, with making family decisions. What will the censor-mother-in-law say? To prevent such a development of events, it is better for young people to immediately define their boundaries: explain to their parents that an eight-meter room is the territory in which the rules of their family apply. In turn, mother-in-law and father-in-law must understand that children have personal space and their own traditions. If, for example, a husband and wife like to have dinner together, you should not drag them to your table; it is better to start a tradition of family tea drinking after meals.

But if after work you want to relax for a couple of hours in your room, and your child walks around the apartment and asks his grandmother to play with him, you will not be able to avoid violating boundaries, recommendations and reproaches. Therefore, it is better to sacrifice something and, if possible, share an apartment. Still, an adult who no longer has many social contacts wants to feel important. And with the advent of grandchildren comes the right to give advice...

CLOSE FRIENDS

It happens that a mother and daughter have a very close relationship. They go shopping together, chat for hours over a cup of coffee, and share secrets. If for any reason the “girlfriends” quarrel, then the guard is on guard - everyone suffers. For some time, mother and daughter do not communicate, although they are very worried about this. At a certain point, they realize that there are a lot of topics for conversation, which means it is necessary to conclude a truce and quickly wash everyone’s bones. But how to take the first step? A great way is to make friends against someone, and this “someone” is often a son-in-law. The worried women begin to criticize him, thanks to which they establish contact and make peace. I note that men quickly get used to such conversations and regard them as annoying buzzing.

Of course, every relationship has its own scenario. We are talking about people of the same cultural level, with the same values, ready to understand and accept each other. Unfortunately, sons-in-law are different and not always good. But that's a completely different story...

1. A good son-in-law is no smarter than his mother-in-law.
2. The mother-in-law is always right even in her mistakes.
3. If something gets lost in the house, it’s the son-in-law’s fault!
4. A son-in-law has no right to change his mother-in-law.
5. If the son-in-law did anything useful, he did it by mistake!
6. If the son-in-law said something smart, he repeated the mother-in-law’s thought!
7. The mother-in-law is a full participant in the car. traffic.
8. A son-in-law cannot know the rules of the road better than his mother-in-law.
9. The mother-in-law is obliged to consider her son-in-law a rational being until he begins to speak.
10. The mother-in-law has the right not to listen to her son-in-law if she doesn’t want to.
11.If a son-in-law demands arguments in a conversation with his mother-in-law, you can offer him the following:
- I was twice as smart at your age;
— Mozart died two years ago at your age;
- people your age in the Government..., their mothers-in-law in the Bahamas, children at MGIMO, all mothers-in-law have a fur coat, etc.
12. Mother-in-law is beautiful in her own way. Even from the rear.
13. If you look at your mother-in-law, then she is there, but if you don’t look, then it seems like she is not there.
14. If you peer at the mother-in-law for a long time, she will begin to peer at the son-in-law, and if you do not peer at the mother-in-law, then she will still peer at the son-in-law.
15.Only a man can be a son-in-law; a non-man cannot be a son-in-law, although some non-sons-in-law can be men.
16. If a son-in-law asks his mother-in-law to read out his rights, the mother-in-law should pat his earlobe and smile affectionately, which means that the son-in-law has no rights.
17. The son-in-law must be with his mother-in-law, otherwise what is the point of him.
18. A mother-in-law without a son-in-law is also the same as a commander without an army.
19. Our mother-in-law is all mother-in-law!

Mother-in-law is the mother of the wife, this is a relative who appears as a result of marriage. Since ancient times, the relationship between son-in-law and mother-in-law has been sung in folklore. There is an opinion that the son-in-law hates the mother-in-law and always tries to offend her, so many jokes have appeared and more and more new ones are appearing. In turn, the mother-in-law tries to teach her son-in-law, to pick him up, to expose his shortcomings.
For example:
- Yesterday in the forest I collected three buckets of mushrooms for my mother-in-law.
- What if they are poisonous?
- What do you mean “suddenly”?!
There are also a huge number of ditties, but in general, ditties and anecdotes are just a joke, a way of competition.
But there is also another side of folklore, where they say that the mother-in-law is the second mother, she knows better how to approach her daughter, and with her help you can make your wife happy. There is a belief: look at your mother-in-law and you will see what your wife will be like at the same age.
The mother-in-law is one of the closest people, the keeper of the home, the main assistant, in wise advice, raising grandchildren, preparing delicious pies and pancakes.
For such mothers-in-law we have selected good, kind, bright wishes in verses for congratulations on anniversaries, birthdays . Sincerely congratulate your mother-in-law, thank you for raising such a good wife for you, for wise advice, help in raising your grandchildren, for moral and material help. Wish simple female happiness. And call her mom.

1 - -

Yesterday in the forest I picked three buckets of mushrooms for my mother-in-law.
- What if they are poisonous?
- What do you mean “suddenly”?!

Mother-in-law: - Ungrateful, my daughter gave it to you best years own life!
Son-in-law: - Lord, is the worst yet to come?!..

What do they play the mother-in-law's requiem on?
- On button accordions...

What are you doing tomorrow?
- I’m taking my mother-in-law to the cemetery!
- Oh, how I understand you!!!
- No, to my father-in-law’s grave.

A woman sends a telegram:
- Happy New Year to my daughter Tanya, granddaughter Lena, grandson Sasha...
Telegraph operator: - They would have written in short: “Congratulations to everyone”...
- Right now! And the son-in-law!?

In the middle of the night, a young wife calls her mother:
- Mother! I'm going crazy! It’s already two o’clock in the morning, and my husband is not there... He probably has a mistress.
Mother calms her daughter:
- Don’t be upset, Daughter! Maybe he got hit by a car.

The mother-in-law swallowed 50 kopecks. It's a small thing, but it's nice!

Call the vet:
- Hello, Semenych! After lunch, my mother-in-law will come up to you with her dog. So you give her some kind of injection so that she doesn’t suffer and die right away...
Vet:
- Will the dog find its way home?

At the table there is a husband, wife and mother-in-law.
- Honey, I think our mother choked. Clap for her!
Husband (claps his hands):
- Bravo, We are very happy!

A man meets his friend, all covered in bruises and scratches. He asks him:
-Where are you from?
- I buried my mother-in-law.
- Why is he all beaten up?
- Yes, I kicked a lot...

In a pharmacy, the seller explains to the buyer:
- No, don’t persuade me to buy arsenic, you need a recipe, one photograph of your mother-in-law is not enough.

Listen, my mother-in-law and I are so lucky!
- Really? And where did you dig up such a treasure?
- I buried it, buddy. Buried it.

The mother-in-law comes to her son-in-law. Her grandson meets her at the door.
- Grandma, who brought you?
- Nobody, I came myself.
- And dad said: “It’s the devil again!”

About the mother-in-law: The son-in-law buried his mother-in-law, leaves the cemetery in sadness and then bird poop falls on his head. Son-in-law, raising his eyes to the sky:
- Mom, are you there already?

I often wake up at night and, choking on tears, bury myself in my pillow.
I cannot understand how our Lord allowed Hitler, Chikatile and my mother-in-law Svetlana Fedorovna to be born

From the protocol: V.I. Sidorov’s hunting rifle, which had been hanging on the wall for three years, suddenly fired. Mother-in-law of Sidorov V.I. dodged the shot, but was hit in the back with the butt.

A man died. Sitting in the heavenly marshalling yard, awaiting his fate. A train with a sign "To Hell" passes by. He makes a short stop, and then his mother-in-law appears in the window opposite. At first the man was taken aback, then he controlled himself and said: “Mom! How glad I am to see you! Are you going to the procedure now?”

Mother-in-law came to visit. The little grandson happily hugs her and says:
- Hooray! Grandma has arrived! Finally, dad will show a trick!
- What trick, grandson?
- And he said that if you come to us again, he will climb the wall!

My mother-in-law put in new teeth for a thousand bucks! Now she has become polite and is afraid to argue with me. The mother-in-law pesters her son-in-law, a new Russian, with a request that after her death she be buried on Red Square. And she completely annoyed the poor fellow:
- In short, son-in-law, spin as you want, but I want to be buried on Red Square. Well, the son-in-law turned around, paid a lot of money, and the next day he comes and says:
- Well, dear mother-in-law, in short, spin as you want, but the funeral is tomorrow at 12.00.

Is it possible to have a vacation with the whole family on one trip?
- It’s possible if you give the voucher to your mother-in-law.

Dad, is grandma really going to take this train?
- You should talk less and unscrew the rail faster...

Competition program dedicated to Mother's Day
"MY SECOND MOTHER"

1 ved: Good afternoon, dear friends, good holiday!
First of all, I sincerely congratulate all the women present here on the holiday of Love, Kindness and Wisdom - Happy Mother's Day!
2 ved. It is a holiday today. And on holidays it is customary to give gifts
ki. We decided not to deviate from this wonderful tradition.
traditions, and at the very beginning of our holiday to our mothers
give…
1 led. What to give? After all, women are designed in such a way that if
give everyone something the same, they will be offended, they will think -
Why do I need something that everyone else has? If you give everyone something...
something special, they will be offended again, suddenly a gift for a neighbor is
more valuable?
2 ved. Therefore, we will give you something that, on the one hand, will
the same as everyone else, and, on the other hand, will be perceived
be considered by each of you as something very individual-
no.
TOGETHER: MEET! THE BEST GIFT IS
YOUR CHILDREN!

(Congratulations to the children)

1 led. Well, dear guests, is everyone comfortable? How are you feeling?
Great, that means our holiday is no coincidence.
it will be great!
2 ved. And here's what we're going to talk about. As is known, each of
We have two close relatives - father and mother. And when-
Yes, we are getting married or getting married, there are already more of them
four, grandparents – eight, great-grandparents and great-grandparents
grandmothers - sixteen, great-great-grandfathers and great-great-grandmothers -
thirty-two - and in the tenth generation as many as one thousand two-
four people! And from this number of rods-
Today we will talk about two tvenniks - mother-in-law
and mother-in-law. It seems to me that it is they who find it most difficult to
life after the wedding. Mother-in-law takes care of her son
habit, and the mother-in-law tries to help her daughter with her wing
cover. Son-in-law and mother-in-law will get along together, and daughter-in-law and mother-in-law
Let the family tree be straight and curly!
1 EDUCATION: And so that this tree does not warp, we decided today
Find the best mothers-in-law and mothers-in-law so that others can later
set as an example.
Ready to meet the teams? Then let's begin!
An amazing team of mothers-in-law takes the stage!
2nd SPEAKER: Here they are, mothers-in-law, not old women at all!
For my daughters-in-law best friends,
And they won’t leave the young intercourse behind in business,
If necessary, they will stand on stilts!
There is no sweetness with mothers-in-law!
They love to party and dance until they drop!
Look at them -
Wild heads!
Oh, what are they on stage?
Cool mother-in-laws!

EDIT 1: Meet the mind-blowing team of mothers-in-law!
Who was it that sang like a bird in a grove?
Then our dear mothers-in-law come to the stage!
They will jump with a parachute, the train will be stopped,
And you can catch perch in the lake with a spinning rod!
We know that our mothers-in-law have a secret thought,
About winning the competition “Mother-in-Law – Universe”.
Naughty, young -
We know this for sure -
What's on our stage now?
THESE ARE mothers-in-law!
2 EDIT: Our competition today, although humorous, has
a real serious jury. This is the so-called
“SON-IN-LAW COUNCIL”, which will evaluate the success of our competing teams. Meet the Chairman of ZYATSO-
VETA”, the most eloquent son-in-law is Mikhail Borisovich Soynov!

2 EDUCATION: I won’t tell you about teams, because they
will present themselves in our first competition, which we called “WE ARE SUPER!”
So, on stage - super-mother-in-law! (Greetings from mother-in-law)
EDIT 1: Super-mothers-in-law take up the baton! (Greetings).

(JURY SCORE)
EDIT 1: For the second competition, our participants will need
tools. Brooms for mothers-in-law, rolling pins for mothers-in-law. The conditions of the competition are very simple: mothers-in-law take any rolling pin, read the
I'm tearing up part of the proverb, and the mothers-in-law are looking for and
show the second part. Then the mothers-in-law read on a broom
the first part of the proverb, and mothers-in-law on their brooms are looking for the second
I give half. Are the teams ready? Take the tools and go
ed!
COMPETITION "WARM-UP"
(JURY SCORE)
2 EDUCATION: And now, dear viewers, tell me who the mother-in-law has
my beloved son? That's right, son-in-law. Who is your mother-in-law's mistress? That's right, honey. And the next competition we are on-

The son was sick; the mother did not sleep at night.
You came - she’s for you without argument
I gave away my dearest things!
And he lives... with the love and affection of his son
It's your fault I'm deprived...
Don't disturb her gray hairs,
Take a closer look - she's good!
Does she need a lot - love her at least a little,
If only my heart could be warm...
Don't be ashamed, call your mother-in-law MOMMY!
The most kind words on the ground!

VED: you know, there are many perky, funny songs about mother-in-law,
And now you will hear a song about your mother-in-law, a very kind and sincere song.
(Song “Remember, Mom”)
VED: And we return to our competitions. You know, on-
Mothers-in-law and mothers-in-law can do everything! Each of them is a Swede, a reaper, and a pipe player. And I’ll also tell you a secret,
that after a hard day at work they can sometimes relax
fight a little! Our mothers will gather in friendly company
Hey, they sing songs, you’ll listen to them! Each son-in-law and daughter-in-law
praises!
VED: And it happens that they even take a glass of sweet liqueur
let them have a good bite. And it works out for them okay yes
synchronously, and accompanied by cheerful music! Don't believe me? But in vain, because
that now you will see our contestants with your own eyes
while simultaneously eating a delicious dish - spaghetti!
Greet the teams with friendly applause!
(COMTEST “I LOVE PASTA...”)
(JURY SCORE)
(After the spaghetti competition the curtain closes, from the stage
the props are taken away, a throne is placed on stage for the king and princess)
VED: It’s no secret for every mother that sometimes with our adults
Left-handed children have no joy. Well, they don’t want to live by
our rules, even if you crack! Has this ever happened? But in one fairy kingdom it's the other way around. Don't believe me? Look-
Rite yourself!
(The curtain opens.)
(DUET OF KING AND PRINCESS.)

VED: For the next competition I need helpers. New
blood - five girls-daughters-in-law, mothers-in-law - five male sons-in-law.
So, imagine, my dears, that in honor of the holiday
you made homemade dumplings and instructed your intercourse to
Throw these dumplings into the pan for you and your sons-in-law. Your love
The young children approached this task creatively and decided not to
just put one into the other, and for some, that’s enough
a decent distance, and even standing with your back to the pan. TO
Fortunately, you, dear mothers-in-law and mother-in-law, noticed this in time
desire of your children and decided to insure them, that is
take the pots in your hands and catch the dumplings that your daughters-in-law and sons-in-law will throw behind their backs. That's all the conditions
competition! Whose team will catch the most dumplings?

(COMPETITION “DUMPLINGS WITHOUT A RUSH.”)
JURY SCORE.

ED: We called our next competition “Big Celebration”
personal test." After all, no matter what holiday we celebrate
According to the calendar, our dear, beloved mothers are still responsible for almost everything. About the same for you, ours
Dear participants, we have to demonstrate now.
While we are preparing the hall, you can prepare for this competition
rally while listening to the performance of the next artist.

VED: Our dear mothers, grandmothers, mothers-in-law! Do you know that your sons, grandchildren and sons-in-law can do more than just...
But through fire and water, they can also drink for you!
Meet! The most attentive son, the most loving grandson,
the most golden son-in-law of all times - Semyon Pitersky!
Senya, come on!!!

(Doll performance: “For your brown eyes”)
VED: The hall is ready, the participants too, listen to the conditions of the competition.
There are five “points” prepared in the hall.
The first participant runs to the balls, takes a garbage bag,
puts all the balls there, ties the bag and carries it to the stage.
As soon as the first one returned, the second one runs, runs up to the basin
ku, turns out the laundry lying in it, carefully puts it in the same basin and carries it to the stage.
The third participant runs to the happy girl in the role of a crying
boy, takes a sheet of paper from her, folds it into a
little fly and runs onto the stage.
The fourth one runs to the tray with labels from household chemicals,

She finds the strength to do everything, knit a beautiful scarf for her son-in-law,
To get a shortage for my daughter...
And all this without days off, and all this without vacation pay!
And even if she is not too generous, if you find yourself in a breakthrough,
Silently he will take out the savings book and lend it out irrevocably!
The earth should give praise to her mind, her talent,
Not on whales, not on Atlanteans,
She is supported by her mother-in-law!
It is not clear about other planets
But it is undoubtedly clear to us
What if there is a mother-in-law on Mars,
Of course, there is life there too!!!

VED: And now meet me: so abandoned, so lost -
son-in-law! And he goes for help... to whom? Well, of course,
To your mother-in-law!

(SONG “LISTEN, MOTHER-IN-LAW!”)

VED: And now we meet our participants who will demonstrate to us the sports wonders of the frying pan!
(COMTEST “GIFT FOR SON-IN-LAW”)
JURY SCORE.

VED: Well, dear friends, we have come to the last
him, the most fun competition in our program.
Now mothers-in-law and mothers-in-law will go against each other
wall" with funny, playful, mischievous ditties!
(WALL TO WALL COMPETITION)
JURY SCORE.

VED: While our “Son-in-law Council” is summing up the final results, we, together with the participants of today’s holiday, want to give you some advice. These tips are musical, so sing along with us!
SONG “SMILE”
VED: And now the word to our respected “son-in-law council”!

(The jury names the winning team. All participants in the competition are awarded the “Golden Mother-in-Law” and “Golden Mother-in-Law” medals.)

ON STAGE - ALL PARTICIPANTS OF THE HOLIDAY.
VED: The competition is over, everything is over,
And we want to say to all mothers-in-law:
Live together with your daughter-in-law,
And happiness will be in the family!
Ved: We would like to give advice to mothers-in-law:
Let your beloved son-in-law become your son!
Forgive your son-in-law for all his sins,
Well, what can you do, guys!
VED: It’s not easy to be a second mother,
Keep peace, friendship, joy in the family.
But let them help you
Love, advice and kindness!
VED: Everyone live together, you big alone
Happy, joyful family!
And let them shine for you like the sun
LOVE, ADVICE AND KINDNESS!