A funny scene for parents and children. Scenes from school life. Incident in the locker room
Small scenes for 1 person will be useful for a birthday or anniversary. The guest or one of the relatives dresses up in a comic costume and performs alone. 6 skits are designed in such a way as to use a minimum number of people in the congratulation. If there are few guests, or many shy ones.
The scene is convenient for a single actor. The suit is a large dial with arrows made of cardboard, attached to the protruding stomach using an elastic band or ties. Suitable for congratulating women.
Watch: We are an ancient clock, we have come to celebrate the anniversary.
So that you can make a wish, it’s a pity you can’t turn back time.
I remember everything, your first cry, how they crawled, sucked the pacifier, and said the first word, and you stood with your feet on the floor.
Your first step, then others, like kindergarten, school you went to.
How you were friends and loved, how your legs carried you to work.
I remember everything, your every day and hour, all your good deeds and all your actions, believe me, I’m proud of you, I’m not ashamed of you, not for a single minute!
And I believe, you won’t let me down any further, I will watch for a long time how you will tinker with your grandchildren, water flowers in the garden, meet friends, love, bloom, dream!
As a reward, I will allow you to become younger again and turn the arrows back!
I invite you to set the clock and bloom again like a rose!
Everyone applauds.
Watch: Well, she’s so good, she’s 10 years younger, and she’s full of strength and vigor again, but it’s time for me to go. Please don’t accompany me, I’m leaving, it’s time to run...
2. Rejuvenating apple tree (scene for a woman)
1 person comes on stage. A woman in a green robe decorated with apples can be made from cardboard. One apple – a beautiful, real one, attached by the stem to the dress more firmly in the chest area.
Apple tree: I came to you from a fairy tale and brought you apples. My fruits are not simple, but secret. Whoever dares to taste them will immediately become younger again!
I don’t mind fruits for you, eat some fruit, birthday girl!
Eat and rejuvenate, don’t choke on the sunflower seeds!
/The hero of the day picks an apple and takes a bite/
Yablonka: you lightened me, I carried a heavy load. And in ten years, I will come into the world again. I will rejuvenate you again, I will bring beauty to you!
The hero of the day is a sight for sore eyes, surprising all the guests!
3. Winnie the Pooh on a man’s anniversary (mini-congratulations with gifts)
Vinny's skit is designed for one participant. Let's congratulate the man.
Winnie the Pooh comes in with a basket of gifts.
Vinnie: If I'm scratching my head, it doesn't matter,
I always remember your birthday!
There's something in my basket...
Not kittens, not sawdust,
Or maybe stretchers, bridesmaids, bottles? ...
I will still give you gifts!
Vinnie:/looks at the table/ Oh, what a table! So many different yummy things! I wish I could feast on it.../looks up dreamily and strokes his tummy/ And then looks inquiringly at the host of the holiday.
The hero of the day offers Vinnie a treat.
Vinnie: Thank you for the invitation, I probably won’t refuse! But first, I will give gifts from me and my friends.
From me to you personally - honey! Took it away from the bees. I fell painfully and suffered, and I hit a lot of bumps. The bees bit me badly and promised to take revenge on me. I ran away from them, barely alive... Like a high-speed train!
/gives a jar of honey/
My friend Piglet
Brought the ball from the house.
I asked you to personally convey,
I won't upset my friend.
/hands over a balloon/
An owl sends greetings to you,
He gives you a cord for making a call!
/gives something long as a gift, for example, a phone charger, a belt, or a tie/
Winnie the Pooh: Now it's time for me to sit down, I can't wait to eat!
4. Comic scene: Pioneer at a man’s birthday
The scene is easy to do alone. A friend or girlfriend of the person being congratulated dresses up as a pioneer. He comes out to the guests, wearing a red tie, a white shirt, a cap, the pioneer picks his nose and says with a lisp:
Pioneer: I was a pioneer, I celebrated my anniversary, my team sent you a message.
I am very proud of the famous banner and on the festive day of the anniversary I swear:
“I’m ready for heroic deeds if he pleases me!”
- Whether in the water or in the heat, I’m not afraid of anything!
– You’re a cool kid, it’s your anniversary, long time ago!
– I dream that when I grow up, I will become like this!
- I swear, our service is forever riveted!
- I will never spoil you, my friend!
Pioneer: I'll leave you far from us. Big and classy, share: TOILET!
/The gift can be different, but in rhyme, for example: stock, order, diamond, pineapple, mattress, compass, rug, double bass, etc./
Pioneer: I was a pionel, I plimel to the children, I wanted to run to the floor, I wanted to pee-wee...
/Runs away, mincing.../
5. Masha from the cartoon “Masha and the Bear”
One woman in a pink scarf and a bright dress congratulates the birthday girl on her anniversary, for example 55 years, with a sketch.
Mashenka: I came to your party, but without an invitation. I love sweets, sweets and jam so much. Yes, yes, will there be a cake? C'mon, my rose! I'll make a wish and blow out the candles! And give the tidbit to the child! Otherwise I’ll burst into tears and very, very loudly!
Why is it quiet here? Let's play! Let's jump, run, throw away the plates!
After all, this is for luck! Don't worry, just be kids and have fun!
/addresses the hero of the day/
I believe that at heart, you are still a girl, and you love gifts, perhaps you have a sweet tooth?
I also brought you something today, I’m tearing it from my heart, apparently it’s fate...
/takes out a gift from her purse - a mug with a picture of Mashenka, but with the face of a participant in the scene/
I’m giving a mug as a souvenir so that they will remember their girlfriend and invite them to visit and treat them deliciously!
Greetings to you from Mishka, from Bunny and from Wolf, they couldn’t come, let them take a break from the child there!
It’s beautiful here, I’ll probably stay. And I’ll live with you for 5 years, which isn’t long.
Well, now feed the baby! Give me all the delicious things!
/scene ends/
6. Congratulations to a man on his birthday from a foreigner - Zhdun
A man (man) in a Zhdun mask congratulates the hero of the day. Zhdun is a patient fantasy character originally from Holland.
Zhdun: I’m waiting to come to you for your anniversary,
I'm tired of waiting, looking for my queen.
See in the photo on Odnoklassniki -
And amazing! Oh my God, what a girl!
I am patient and phlegmatic
And very cute too!
A romantic and a poet at heart,
I'll tell you one secret:
I've been dreaming about a muse for a long time,
And finally find her!
Oh birthday girl, my light,
There is no more beautiful person in the world than you.
I'm flying from Holland to Russia,
To see you and die!
I saw that you are better in life,
Than in the picture!
My beautiful blonde!
To ask you to accept my gifts:
These are these cute flowers.
I'll grow them myself in the garden,
To surprise your dream.
/hands flowers/
Well, now it's time to fly,
A plane is waiting for Holland...
We have other sketches for one: , and others.
Dynamic, modern, and most importantly, a funny New Year's scene. The beginning is like this: Santa Claus reads the letters of the children and is completely disappointed in them.
Scenario for a New Year's party for primary schoolchildren. Jack Sparrow, young hacker, Father Frost and Snow Maiden in one scenario. We guarantee humor!
Sketch-dialogues for two hosts of the New Year's evening. They will help out your concert and connect even the most disparate numbers with each other. The jokes are light, funny, New Year's jokes.
Anything can happen during the New Year holidays. The skit is about exactly this: the artistic director scolds the artists who performed at children’s New Year's parties. A sketch in the spirit of a Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.
A new, up-to-date scenario for a children's New Year's party. Recognizable modern characters: Cashier of Pyaterochka, Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new year 2019 - Pig.
The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been transferred to the walls of an ordinary office. The scene is suitable for a corporate New Year's party. If your department is asked to stage a skit, take it and don’t suffer.
The plot of the sketch is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predicting the New Year for office employees. As you understand, you can weave all your intra-office joys and current events into the scene. Success at the New Year's corporate party is guaranteed!
Let's go back three hundred years and imagine how Russia switched to celebrating the New Year in winter. Let's do this in the form of a fun scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be simply bombastic.
A current New Year's scene on a school theme. About how difficult it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on a New Year's theme.
The plot of the scene is this: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for training Santa Clauses. How can they do without preparation?! You can show such a scene at KVN and at the New Year’s concert.
Humorous skit about typical mistakes when celebrating the New Year. Everyone recognizes themselves more than once! Such a scene, for example, can be played by presenters New Year's event while the tightrope walker is preparing to go out with Christmas balls.
Another scene for a New Year's corporate party. The plot of the sketch is as follows: Few people know that Santa Claus has his own office, reception area and secretary. Let’s say right away: everything will be within the bounds of decency, no vulgar fantasies.
New Year's fantasy: how the President of Russia and his assistant come up with reform New Year's holidays. As you already understood: the skit is not for children or even for school audiences. So what, New Year and adults celebrate
A humorous skit to be staged at school on New Year's Eve. Easily fits into the scenario of any New Year's concert. There are four participants. Props: one Santa Claus costume.
Event organizers won’t let you lie: there are never too many skits at a New Year’s concert. Here's another one. The plot is as follows: a blonde girl comes to a recruitment agency to apply for the position of Snow Maiden.
Patriotic New Year's scene in the spirit of the times. Our Father Frost tells Santa Claus about our New Year. The jokes are clear, recognizable, and evoke an immediate response from the audience. The scene is easy to stage, and costumes for it are usually always available.
18+
The show is exclusively for adults. Two men meet some January and brag to each other about how they celebrated the New Year. The miniature is suitable for performing in a club, on a closed new year party without children.
Sketch about school, studying
From the title of the skit it is already clear that it is the most school-themed one. The plot is this: the school director calls a meeting to prepare the educational institution for the arrival of a strict inspection.
It’s always interesting to imagine how children will be taught this way in forty or fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you will get a good scene for a school concert.
We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This sketch will look natural in a concert on the occasion last call or school graduation. It can be played by both teachers and students.
Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov quit his TV shows and began working as a literature teacher. In the skit we tried to show what his lesson would look like.
Imagine that, due to the crisis, it was decided to hold a summit of leaders from all countries of the world in one of the children's health camps. The skit is also good because it is popular, but everyone doesn’t need to learn the words.
Scenes for the holidays
Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with bows and arrows come out to do their job. An unusual scene where participants will need to go down to the auditorium.
The plot is this: girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies participate in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to throw the men into the auditorium and enjoy the scene to the fullest.
Men are our support, protection and love! When preparing for a loved one’s birthday, it is important to secretly come up with an entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday person and the guests.
For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a little bit of soul, we present funny scenes! They will help not only diversify the planned holiday program, but also present memorable gifts to the birthday boy in an original way, with humor and invention.
At the table
Scene No. 1 “Harmful cleaning lady”
At the height of the holiday, the “cleaning lady” appears with a bucket and mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies at the bottom. She starts grumbling something under her breath and mopping the floor.
One of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing?! It's actually our birthday here!
Cleaning woman: What do I care about that? I do my job and don't bother anyone.
(A quarrel begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is advisable for this guest to sit next to the birthday boy).
Guest: Don’t you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.
Cleaning woman: Oh, are you having a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?
(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).
Cleaning woman: So it’s because of you that they don’t let me work? So it was because of you that they found and trampled here? So here are my congratulations to you!
(Takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).
Scene No. 2 “Congratulations from friends”
Each person has two balls in their hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing an adaptation of a song to the tune of “The blue ball is spinning and spinning.”
Together:
The years, like birds, fly by in succession.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.1 friend
We will give a red ball to the bolder ones,
As a sign of respect, accept it quickly,
Lots of warmth, lots of sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!2 friend
So that you can be happy all year round,
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let your family, friends be nearby,
You are the best, I say without concealment.1 friend
We want to give you peace of mind,
Reward with a blue ball on this day.
He will save you from sadness,
And only goodness will find its way into your home!2 friend
The orange ball is like a dream,
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you forever.Together
There were also other balls,
But we didn't bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now let's explain what's going on.There was a yellow ball - it decorated the bouquet,
But it is changeable, a treacherous color.
Yellow ball - tests in fate,
So we won't give it to you.We found a black ball
But they didn’t bring it either.
He carries sadness and separation within himself,
And we only wish you happiness!(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment and presented to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).
Scene No. 3 “Compliments”
For this congratulation you will need a presenter, whatman paper and markers.
1. On whatman paper, the presenter writes the name of the birthday person horizontally or vertically (whichever is more convenient).
2. The guests’ task is to come up with an adjective for each letter that characterizes the birthday person in a positive way.
3. At the end, the presenter gives the birthday boy a gift for being so perfect. The gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.
Scene No. 4 “Hidden Gifts”
The guests are sitting at the table, the host is holding a bag of gifts in his hands.
Selectively approaches guests with a request to take a gift out of the bag.
Each gift must be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The host leaves a note for the guest who received the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday person with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday person.1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give you a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy,
Because there…
(The birthday boy unwraps the gift and says that there is a “napkin”).2. Wear it for the joy of your dear wife,
And remember your guests more often,
I have exactly the same ones on me,
So now you and I are brothers.
(Gift - panties with a gag).3. You never know what life will bring to us.
Take it with you in addition, it will save you from awkwardness.
Perhaps our best reward
As a gift for you...
(Gift - toilet paper).4. Have you thought about giving something like this?
We decided that you are independent,
And he himself is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret,
Our gift is a bottle...
(Gift - a bottle of port).
Scene No. 5 “Wishes from a psychic”
Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy here? Why am I asking, I know it myself! You! (Points with finger). Let me probe your aura! (Runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see... I see that your aura is good! Positive moments attract! So, I’m telling you what awaits you: 364 days of prosperity and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask what’s there in day 365, I don’t see well, it’s vague, your wife, and your mink coat flashes all the time... These are the steps to success and dreams (Steps back and forth with long strides)! So, then again it’s vague - everything is pure banality: happiness, health, love, luck... But what will be, will be - I just can’t lie!
(Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies there for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you and told you to give you gifts! (Gives a gift).
Scene No. 6 “Doctor’s visit”
For the scene, you can prepare a doctor’s costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, and a flashlight.
Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday boy): Well, well, well, who's sick here? I see, I see, what do we have here?
“Dangone never lacks”? (Looks questioningly at the birthday boy, but does not give an answer; he takes out a phonendoscope). Well, let's listen with our hearts?! I hear, I hear: “lovelessness”!
Let's continue the inspection! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ahh, here everything is serious... you have a rare disease on your hands: “work in the throat is never a horror”!
(Knocks on knees with a hammer): And you have “all-over-all-kinosis” in your legs! Well, let's examine the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in his eyes). And here everything is clear: “gadget dependent”! So! Here is my verdict - you will live another 150 years if you take what I prescribe. Take one bill a day, avoid overdose (hands over an envelope with money)! This remedy will help maintain love euphoria (gives a certificate for a romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle of good wine)! You will have to radically get rid of gadget addiction! I prescribe you the best medicines (gives a good book or a collection of motivational quotes)! Well, everyone, be healthy! (Bows and leaves).
Movable
Scene No. 7 “Congratulations to the King!”
Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: The king's throne, costumes for the courtiers (or at least attributes).Courtier 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You are the great ruler of your country, and on behalf of all your subjects, let me read you congratulations!
(He unrolls the scroll with importance. He looks around in fear and calls another courtier).
Courtier 1(whispers): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulations?
(Courtier 2 shrugs, then raises his finger. Throws away the scroll.)
Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - show me! How angry is King (Name)? (Guests show). How does the king dance at a cheerful discus, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine and make his way into his payment room without his wife noticing? (Guests try to portray a drunken birthday boy).
Courtier 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? And here are the overseas gifts! Accept, King (Name), congratulations!
Courtier 1: Count De (guest's last name) from the mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it and any product is yours! (Give a certificate).
Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country presents you with an enchanting aroma! With him you can do anything! Neutralize your enemies and gain allies! (They give perfume).
Courtier 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a golden fish so that all your wishes come true! Prince (name) from (...) gives you the opportunity to do this! (They give fishing equipment).
Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is a worthwhile thing! A magic potion that intoxicates the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me to present you with this wonderful drink! (Gives cognac).
Courtier 1: And I make a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Grab this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).
Scene No. 8 “Three brooms”
Three women will be needed for congratulations. Each of them has a broom in their hands. In total you need three brooms: oak, birch, eucalyptus.
First woman
To have a healthy man
We give you an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We'll soar you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom lightly pats the birthday boy).Second woman
Don't fuss and don't suffer,
Better yet, use a birch broom.
Let's walk over the shoulders, over the head,
So that you are as healthy as a bull on a cow.Third woman
Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all sorrows disappear, let’s soar him boldly.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's walk with a broom just below the lower back.
Scene No. 9 “Congratulations from oriental beauties”
Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can distribute the roles according to the number of gifts). The girls enter the ceremony and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.
Girl 1: Today you are Sheikh al-Sheikh, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, they all came to congratulate you!
Girl 2: You are a lover of bright life, accept gifts quickly!
Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not unsteady, hold on, we are giving you a fish! (You can arrange a “bouquet” of several types of salted fish, or just sets of snacks).
Girl 1: So that your wife dotes on you, you are wearing a set of tea!
Girl 2: Well, of course, we prepared sweets for tea! With cognac!
Girl 3: There are no sweets (shrugs). Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).
Girl 1: For you, who likes to swim in a warm river in the morning, we will give you, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then simply replace it with the words “that’s what!”)
Scene No. 10 “A Little Life Story”
Characters: Presenter, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: chair, sheet, cap, diaper, bottle with a pacifier with a cocktail, animal masks, inscriptions “Car”, “ball”, “Prestigious work”, school bag, audio recordings: “My only”, “Oh, this wedding”.
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, he can put on a diaper, put on a cap, and sit on a chair.Leading: Sit down, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very little, he was given a bottle of milk... (He comes up, gives a bottle, an alcoholic cocktail is poured into it. It is better to find out about the preferences of the birthday boy in advance, and, of course, it is desirable that the liquid be white). He drank and fell asleep, and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests wearing animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play with a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has the inscription on the back “Car”, the other “Ball”). Our birthday boy has grown up (the host helps the birthday person remove all attributes, gives him a briefcase), and began going to school, where he met his first love. (A girl runs in with a briefcase, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song plays: “My only one!”)Young woman: What hatched? The fool himself! (Runs away).
Leading: Our hero grew up, did not forget about his first love, and promised himself to marry her! And, in the end, he still married, but to someone else!
(The song “Ah, this wedding sang and danced”) plays.Leading: Then I looked for a prestigious job, worked well and provided for my family with dignity!
(The guest runs out, the inscription on the back is “Prestigious work”, the birthday boy approaches him, and he runs away, hides, and in the end, of course, catches him).All characters speak in chorus or in turn: Life flies by, but don’t rush! Feel free to write your story! Walk steadfastly on the path to happiness, there is so much more to come! Well, we congratulate you, don’t judge, how prepared you were, your people!
(Next is the presentation of gifts).
Any gift is nice to receive, but when it is presented in an extraordinary way, if the birthday person sees that you prepared and tried, he will be doubly pleased, and the birthday, which was prepared with such imagination and love by loved ones, will forever remain indelible impressions!
And at various holidays, in addition to amateur performances, at which the vocal and dancing talents of classmates are clearly demonstrated, funny dramatizations, theatrical performances and skits are especially popular.
We offer a scenario comic school scene"Well-deserved appreciation", written based on the story of the same name by Konstantin Melikhan (thanks to the author!). Such a scene can be shown on any holiday: Day of Knowledge, Teacher's Day, March 8, or graduations.
Characters:
Teacher Maria Ivanovna (name can be any)
Pupils (it’s better to call the guys by their proper names; in this scenario, the names are conditional. There may be more or less of them)
School scene script
Maria Ivanovna: Denis, where do wood grouse winter?
Denis: They roam under the snow.
Maria Ivanovna: Interesting observation. Lera, what do you know about crabs?
Lera: Crabs... (waiting for a hint) These are fish... Similar to crayfish!
Maria Ivanovna: Sit down, already! Julia, What class does the cross spider belong to?
Julia: To the cruciferous class!
Maria Ivanovna: And our Yulia has all the flowers on her mind! Where do hamsters live? Kirill!
Kirill: At the pet store!
Maria Ivanovna: What are you saying?!!!
Rogov enters
Maria Ivanovna: Well, why are you late this time?
Rogov: I accidentally fell into a puddle, returned home to change clothes, and at the same time... had lunch.
Maria Ivanovna: And how did you eat? Sit down, my goodness! Well, since we're all here, let's listen to... Rogov! Learned?
Rogov: Learned.
Maria Ivanovna: Get started!
Rogov: Aloud?
Maria Ivanovna (menacingly): Rogov!
Rogov: Your smile is wonderful!
Maria Ivanovna (conciliatory): Well, well, Rogov, tell me.
Rogov: Your hair is always so neat! Not what I have.
Maria Ivanovna (embarrassed): Thank you.
Rogov: Your blouse is beautiful, it suits you.
Maria Ivanovna: Am I right, you haven't learned your lesson?
Rogov: Sorry, I didn't learn. You can’t hide anything from you... Of course, with such and such work experience! How long have you, Mary Vanna, been suffering with people like me at school?
Maria Ivanovna: Oh, Rogov, Rogov! Tell me, where do birds fly for the winter?
Rogov: There!
Maria Ivanovna: Well, sit down. Troika!
(Addresses to the class): Well, since Rogov distinguished himself so much for us, I’ll ask everyone. Now we will conduct a quick survey with you. Anya, what benefits do ants bring?
Anya: Ants protect fruits from caterpillars, and people then collect and preserve them.
Maria Ivanovna: Who knows why some birds fly south?
Fedya: And some are probably lazy!
Maria Ivanovna: Look, our Fedor has woken up! Where do whales live? Well!
In chorus: In China!
Maria Ivanovna: Well, you are on a roll with me today: the further you go, the more interesting it gets! How do pigeons reproduce? Rogov!
Rogov: Pigeons lay eggs and then hatch from them.
Maria Ivanovna: It’s good that it’s not cabbage rolls! Sit down, my dear... Julia, what are nature reserves?
Julia: Nature reserves are places where animals take a break from people.
Maria Ivanovna (walking around the class): Really? I didn’t even know! Where can I find a teacher reserve? Kirill, what skull bones do you know?
Kirill (waking up): Frontal, parietal and back of the head!
Maria Ivanovna examines the note taken from the girls.
Rogov (speaks to Fedor, his desk neighbor): There is no secret here: tell this kikimore a lie about her eyes and blouses, and she will relax!
Fedya: Hush, you will hear!
Rogov: Nonsense! Don't drift, she's two meters away and Ramstein won't hear!
Maria Ivanovna (takes his seat): Now let’s listen to Rogov.
Rogov: You already asked me...
Maria Ivanovna: And I’ll ask you about an old topic. Tell us about...
Rogov: Your smile is wonderful...
Maria Ivanovna: What else?
Maria Ivanovna: Closer to the topic!
Rogov: You have the figure of a top model!
Maria Ivanovna (looking at his figure doubtfully): So you don’t know anything at all!
Rogov: You are just like Messing, you see everything, you know everything! And why did you go to school to work? You're ruining your nervous system because of people like me. Tomorrow is a holiday: You should go to a spa salon, but here you are ruining your health! And even better - go to the sea, read poetry, meet a good person!
Maria Ivanovna: Well, sit down, Rogov. Troika...
Birthday is not at all a sad holiday, as it is sung in the well-known song by Igor Nikolaev. And it’s a very fun event, especially when you spent very little time preparing it. Funny performances and mini birthday skits will help you entertain your guests, especially since we will be happy to share our knowledge and experience with you. After reading our recommendations, you, as a professional presenter, will be able to please your loved ones and friends with an entertainment program prepared just by you.
Types of performances and mini skits for a man or woman’s birthday
There are a great many humorous games and competitions. You don’t have to rack your brains to come up with them yourself. All you have to do is go online to holiday websites where you can choose what you like. Our comic scenes are suitable for an anniversary or any feast. But I want to draw your attention to how to properly organize the order of showing skits as the event progresses.
Let's remember that any holiday has:
- introductory part (arrival of guests)
- official table part (congratulations, gifts)
- intermission part (dancing, entertainment)
It follows from this that you need to select funny scenes and performances based on this order.
Birthday performances and skits for the introductory part of the holiday
Even a meeting of guests can be organized in a very fun way. Let us recall such an example as the “Bread and Salt” meeting. The owner greets his guests with jokes, says funny jokes, giving them a bite of bread or pie.
Birthday script "Meeting with guests"
The host or hostess, or better yet the whole family, wearing caps, funny hats or masks, greet the guest at the door, reading greetings:
Welcoming guests with “Bread and Salt”
We're not bored today
We dance and sing
We are celebrating the holiday today,
And we invite guests to our place!
Hello, invited guests!
Hello, welcome guests!
We wish you good health,
We invite you to drink tea!
Then they treat the visitor, put a festive cap on him, inviting him to meet the next invited person with them. Imagine the surprise of the guests at such a meeting! Let's be honest, the boring wait for everyone to arrive will turn into fun entertainment for everyone. You can also ask the newcomer to recite an interesting poem or dance a dance, and only after that accept him into the cheerful company of those greeting him.
Of course I would like to remind you funny scenario, a wonderful gypsy production "Meeting our dear guest"
To do this, you need to prepare colored scarves, a guitar or a tambourine in advance (musical instruments can be cut out of cardboard or improvised means). Buy a bear mask and hats, thereby turning the meeting of guests into a whole show with dancing, dressing up and involving the newcomers in the performance you have planned.
See all friends 
The gypsy soul sings.
A dear friend came to visit us,
Pour him a lot!
We'll sing and dance,
It's fun to celebrate the holiday!
He came to us, he came to us,
Our dear friend, dear
Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up!
I want to say that using the templates for welcoming guests that we gave you above, you can arrange a production for your holiday, on almost any topic. They are suitable for both adults and children.
And so, we met the guests. Let's move on to the official table part of our holiday. Guests sit decorously at the tables, periodically standing up, announcing toasts, and giving gifts. I think this is the most “boring” pastime. This is where it's time to shake things up. A small musical scene with the participation of guests will be just what you need.
Short skits and performances for the official table part
I believe that for this part of the evening, musical performances with a minimum number of participants (from 1 to 3 people) are very suitable, since most of the guests are not yet ready for active actions, basically everyone behaves passively.
A musical, interactive number is very suitable - congratulations on dressing up, for example:
- to Serduchka
- to Alla Pugacheva
- to the gypsies
Guests at the party
Don’t forget, for such scenes you need to prepare props, as well as musical accompaniment
But believe me, your efforts will not go unnoticed, but on the contrary, they will bring freshness and revitalization to the holiday atmosphere.
Another option is to rent special gag costumes for such productions. Although personally, I advise you to order a professional animator. It will definitely surprise your guests and save you from unnecessary hassle.
The number of scenes in this part of the holiday can be determined in advance by the number of guests invited by you. For every three toasts - one sketch (just a recommendation from my own experience). Then your guests will definitely not get bored.
Scenario for a birthday, for the intermission part
Well, now let's move on to the main, active part of the event. After the guests have eaten, drunk, and breathed fresh air, it’s time for funny mini-birthday scenes for women and men. In addition to dancing, we invite you to play a contact fairy tale with your guests. This will greatly amuse your guests. Don't forget to film this “fun” on camera. Subsequently, after making a video, you can enjoy with your friends the memories of your holiday.
As we have already said, there are a lot of scripts, fairy tales and skits on the Internet, take your pick, I don’t want to. Of course, the more costumes, props, and most importantly characters, the more interesting it is. Let us give an example of a fairy tale that is familiar to everyone from childhood. This mini scene can be played on the birthday of either a woman or a man.
Contact scene “Turnip” for a birthday
The fairy tale "Turnip" in action
Leading:
— Dear guests, stop chewing pies and bones.
Let's entertain ourselves and amuse our friends.
I want to tell you a fairy tale,
About how grandfather planted turnips,
Yes, I almost broke my stomach.
This fairy tale is for children and adults. Well, first of all, we need a “Turnip”, it should be big - very big (he chooses the biggest guest. You can put a headband with green leaves on your head, but it will look funnier if the pot is a small flower)
- That's what it is, fodder turnip! And now we need a grandfather, let him be a hundred years old. (choose from the male half. For props, you can use an old hat or beard).
- Yes, and we need a grandmother, just let her be young (we choose a grandmother using the women's table. Props - an apron, glasses, a rolling pin).
- Well, people, listen, what a turn it was. Here comes the grandfather, although he is old, he is a fine fellow, a rogue with a beard. But there is one problem: he is lazy. He'll come out in the morning; he likes only the balalaika. He sits on the rubble all day and spits on the fence. (The guest at this time performs movements: stroking his beard, playing the balalaika, spitting).
“And here comes the grandmother, she’s young at heart, but she looks like a hag.” He walks, swears, clings to everything with his feet (Acting role, performs movements: stumbles, threatens someone with his fist).
Now all the words will always be pronounced by the presenter in front of the actor, and he, in turn, will skillfully repeat them with expression and gestures)
Grandma: “Why are you sitting there doing nothing, grandpa?”
Grandfather: “I’m too lazy, you’re in trouble.”
Grandma: “Well, old stump, go plant turnips and increase my wealth.”
Presenter: - Eh, grandfather got up and went to plant turnips. He came, planted it in the ground, watered it from above, and went back (the actor repeats all the actions according to the text).
Presenter: - Can you imagine, friends, the whole summer went by like this! The sun is shining, the rain is falling, our beautiful turnip is growing, and the grandfather sits on the balalaika and plays and does not blow his whistle. The grandmother came again, angry, angry, gritting her teeth, cracking her bones, swearing!
Grandma: “What, you’re sitting there again, you old stump, looking at me, you’d better go and look at the turnip.”
Presenter: - Grandfather stood up, shook himself off, turned around with his beard and went to the garden to look at turnips. Look, she’s big, round-sided and large, she’s sitting in the ground and doesn’t want to come out. He jumped around, let’s shout and call for help.
Grandfather: - Grandma come out, take out your bones!
Presenter: - Here comes the grandmother, carrying her bones. She came, looked, said loudly:
Grandma: - This turnip!!! (grandmother spreads her hands in surprise)
The host addresses the guests: “Don’t pull out the turnips.” Who should I call?
Guests: - Granddaughter
Presenter: — That’s right, granddaughter. And here comes the granddaughter, shaking her mane, that’s what she is, a city girl (you can choose a granddaughter during the course of the play, a younger girl would be good for her. Props - a wig with bows or braids).
Granddaughter: - Hello, what do you need?
Grandfather and grandmother: - Help me pull out the turnip.
Granddaughter: - Will you give me some sweets?
Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.
Presenter: - the granddaughter came closer and screamed:
Granddaughter: - This is a turnip!!!
Presenter: - Three of us can’t pull it out. Who else should I call?
Guests: - Bug!
Presenter: - That's right, Zhuchku! Here she is waving her tail, there is no one more beautiful than her.
(props: headband with dog ears)
Bug: - Woof-woof. Hello, what do you need?
Grandfather and grandmother: - Help me pull out the turnip.
Bug: - Will you give me a bone?
Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.
Presenter: - Bug came closer and spread her arms.
Bug: - This is Turnip!
Host: - There’s no way to get us out, who else should we call?
Guests: - A cat.
Host: - Yes, friends, of course a cat. The most beautiful, very sweet. Here she comes, purrs and sings. (Props: headband with cat ears)
Cat: - Meow-meow, purr-purr. And here I am, looking all good. Hello, what do you need?
Grandfather and grandmother: - Pull out the turnip.
Cat: - Will you give me milk with sour cream?
Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.
Presenter: - The cat came closer and purred under its breath:
Cat: - This is a turnip!
Presenter: - Yes, here’s the thing, even the cat didn’t help. They decided to go home with the whole family, have lunch, sleep, and lie down. They say, if we gain strength, then we will defeat the turnip. (Everyone steps aside).
- Well, while the whole family was sleeping, a small mouse came to the field. (Use the mouse to select the largest man or the birthday boy)
- The mouse saw the turnip and squeaked:
Mouse: - This is a turnip! You need such a turnip yourself.
Presenter: The mouse took the turnip in her hands and dragged it into her hole. (Takes the mouse aside).
“And the whole family returned to the garden and saw that there were no turnips.”
All the actors together: - Where is the turnip?
Presenter: - Yes, we overslept, you are a turnip. You can’t even pull a turnip out of the garden without difficulty. Yes, yes... But there is no morality, as long as there is a delicious lunch. But you are very lucky, our mouse is very kind, she will definitely share the turnip. (The mouse comes out and takes out the turnip). That’s the end of the fairy tale, and well done to those who listened!
With these words, you can ask everyone to clap and announce a photo shoot.
I think, dear friends, you liked our script, table games and skits. We will post a lot more interesting things on this topic in the future. I would like to say only one thing: mass games and scenes for congratulating you on your birthday will only add positivity to your holiday.
